![]() Our staff after years of getting paid with squirrel pelts and pieces of rainbow □Īhh, the good life. Most importantly, our employees are no longer paid in bags of Cheerios, like infants, but with bags of premium protein powder and chewable multivitamins, like adults. We no longer subsist on a diet of government cheese and pushups now we eat 7-11 sandwiches with the crusts cut off and our pinkies up. We no longer drink cheap coffee brewed from parking lot gravel and sewer water we’ve graduated to using filtered water. ![]() A lot has changed since Windscribe's humble beginnings… we’ve grown from a team of 3 to almost 50 employees! We've gone from 0 users to over 50 million! ![]() Honey, why does that manatee have a magnum of champagne?įor seven years, we have worked our buttflaps off to create software to keep your personal information safe online. That's right, you beautiful babies, it's Windscribe's 7th birthday today! On this very day, seven years ago, brilliant minds came together with a single mission: Keep Mark Zuckerberg from finding out the size of our private parts when browsing the internet.Īn idea was born, and it just so happened that the person who was writing down the details broke wind, and so Windscribe was born. Others celebrate more important anniversaries, like the founding of a VPN company. None of us at Windscribe are built to till fields our hands are much too moisturized for such things. For thousands millions of people, it's an opportunity to talk incessantly about how strong their weed is and how communism "actually works on paper." We don’t particularly care as long as it stays on paper. ![]() There are many reasons to celebrate 4/20. ![]()
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